July 1977
“…They were good years to
be a spy…” Kim Philby
ONE: The Brief
“Another drink, Mister Ryderbeit?”
The girl looked pretty enough but she had just
committed the cardinal sin and I crossed her off my list of possible future activities.
I just nodded. I can be as petulant as the next man when it comes to having
one’s surname mispronounced. Any fool knows that Ryderbeit is pronounced RyderBATE. And as a globe-trotting airline stewardess she,
if anyone, should have known better. I’m nobody’s vegetable! Besides which I
was in a foul mood. Not her fault, of course, the foul mood. But she hadn’t
helped. And when I’m in a foul mood, control freak that I am – or like to think
I am - I tend to take it out on the nearest body.
Then I remembered that Burgess, who was the cause of
my ill temper, was still making that same mistake after over four years of
prompting. But he does it out of spite. Come to think of it almost everyone
makes that mistake. Could that be why I don’t have many close friends?
The girl smiled primly and wafted back down the
aisle. She did have a lovely backside however. And nobody’s perfect, are they?
But Burgess was something else again. Plenty on the negative
side, probably nothing on the plus side. His most recent nasty was to
con me into this job. What was it he had said? A few days holiday in the sun? I
let my thoughts wander back a touch.
Burgess had telephoned me about four in the morning.
Yesterday it was.
Deep in my thoughts, I felt the drink being placed in
my hand. I took a slurp.
Yesterday. Christ! Seemed like a year. Call it a small party
he’d said. Impromptu. That should have given me a
clue. Burgess never threw parties. Even small ones.
And it was good and small. Just Burgess, me, and this military-looking gent
with the problem that Burgess had slipped into my court before I’d realized it.
I was tired. Burgess knew this and took advantage of
the fact. Casual, he was. Another uncharacteristic hint that
I failed to pick up. A couple of undernourished whiskies,
some inane small-talk and then the slammer. At five-a-bloody-clock in
the morning!
“George has got this double agent swanning
about one of his stations.”
I’d nodded politely, sympathetically, as befits a man
of my dubious temperament. Which was all very well, but I should have been on
the ball.
“Yes,“ went on Burgess
returning my nod, “and we’ve been asked to sort it out…Let me top you up.”
I remember holding out my glass and saying something
like, “Oh, really? All agog with disinterest.
“Mmm…“
said Burgess clinking his glass chummily on mine and lapsing into a
momentary spasm of deep thought. “Our fame spreads!“
Then he shoots a warm smile over at the military gent on the couch. “The higher
echelon seems to think that it’s important enough to warrant a Class-A operation. I have to send my best man…You’re looking
tired. Still, you’ll be off the register for a bit, won’t you? Holiday or something?”
I had slurped my drink and made a few affirmative
noises. Burgess had hit the nail on the head. I thought about the cottage in
Devon. It was the damn drink that scotched me. That and the
tiredness. As I was conjuring up images of a gently lapping river full
of fat, accommodating trout, Burgess was pumping me full of stories of
double-agents and how much nicer the weather would be in Greece at that time of
year. And I, in my stupor, was agreeing with him hook, line, sinker, trout and
all, Then I was bundled out his door with an, “I’ll call you in an hour or so
with the details. In the meantime get your head down. You look a bit peaky.”
I was back in my poky flat before it all clicked into
place. Too late then, of course. Some party! And I
hadn’t exchanged two words with the military gent. The rest is history. Burgess
had spoken, may he rot in hell-fire.
I looked up. It wasn’t Burgess doing the talking any
more. It was the nice-bottomed stewardess.
“We’re starting our descent into Athens, sir. Would
you like another drink before I close the bar?”
I looked down at the empty glass in my hand. Empty,
for Christ’s sake! I couldn’t remember drinking the stuff. I handed her the
glass as if it were made of frozen nitro and mumbled a no-thanks. Then I heard
Burgess’s voice again. We were in his office this time.
“There are two very good reasons why it has to be
you. The first is that you came to us from INTERNAL. And since it was never
made public that you changed horses that will be your cover.“
“You can be shot for that! “ I said.
Burgess frowned. “For what?”
“Going behind the lines dressed as someone else.”
Burgess tutted.
But he didn’t rise to my attempt at humour. My humour can be something less
than humorous at the best in times. I sometimes mix it up with ironic sarcasm.
He went on: “It’ll be something like Bangkok, except that here we don’t know
who it is. But there’s not many of them to screen. It’s only a mail-drop, after
all.”
“Hang on a bit,” I said, doing some frowning of my
own, “Are you saying that I’ve got to do the sniffing too?”
Burgess nodded. My frown deepened. I could feel it pulling
my eyebrows down. I said, “You do have a few pointers though…”
Hopefully.
He shook his head and dashed on. “Roberts will be
your trigger-man again. He’s out there already. He’ll contact you at the
airport.”
I grunted. Shit, Roberts again! Roberts was bad news.
He’d cracked up in Bangkok. He’d used his gun right enough and his aim was as
good as ever. But I had had to lead him to the job. Literally.
And afterwards he had cried like a baby and told me that he was through. I
should have put that in the report. I should have done a lot of things. But I
hadn’t. And now, down there, was an unknown double-agent and, God help me, Roberts!
Here was Burgess again. “You’ve got a choice from
perhaps five men. Can’t be more specific about the numbers
because I don’t know. And we don’t require an arrest. When you find him,
kill him! The big man wants this mail-drop cleared post-haste. But keep your
INTERNAL cover. That’s important. Let Roberts do the dirty work. That’s what
he’s paid for. And no frills. If Roberts has got to do
it in broad daylight and leave the body in the gutter, then so be it.”
I’d said that I understood. But I’d lied. I did not
understand at all. Burgess normally insisted on every frill that was available.
Here was something new. Though I’ve never done a job for the section that had
not involved a corpse or two, they have - had!-
always, without exception, had to be nice corpses. Accidental-death
type corpses. Or corpses that are never found.
That’s what E.L. trades in. Corpses.
E.L. is our designation, by the way. And E.L. is not about detective work (see above); it is about
rubbing out agents who have become unstable for one reason or another. We get
handed a name and are left to get on with it. The donkey work would have
already been done, either by the section involved or INTERNAL. E.L., I think, is the big man’s condensation of the word
Elimination. But I could be wrong. And the big man I refer to is Burgess’s
boss, who could be anyone. To put us in a nutshell; we are what happens when
something gets too dirty for INTERNAL to risk dealing with. As
socially acceptable as the plague but, to Burgess’s growing happiness, a number
in the little black books of almost every department of Military Intelligence.
Just by-the-by; I was respectable myself once,
believe it or not. A happy, hard-working field man for C.I.6.
Then some bright spark - not to dwell too long on a boring subject - thought
that I would be of more use to INTERNAL. We killed people there, too. Sometimes. But mostly we just had to prise the baddy out of
his burrow and hand him over for trial. I was good at that. Prising, I mean.
Then, to end this short biography, one fine spring morning I get sent to
Burgess’s warren and, without so much as a by-your-leave, I’m up to my armpits
in E.L. That was four years ago. Lesson
over.
I looked out of the window, and there was southern
Greece stretched out below us. Nothing down there yet but parched-looking
hills. But it looked like beautiful weather out there.
Burgess was saying: “Roberts will have the lie of the
land sussed out by the time you get there and he’ll leave instructions on the
airport notice board.”
“Information,” I said dully, “Roberts will leave information
on the notice board. Roberts does not give me instructions! There’s a subtle difference.”
Burgess hadn’t liked that. He doesn’t like to think
that his boys don’t love each other madly. Burgess can get stuffed. Roberts had
already got off lightly in my book. If he thought that he had authority to dish
out instructions he would really fall apart. These played-out trigger-men are
all the same. Played out! Then I tried again to convince Burgess that I was no
longer a winkler of baddies out of holes. But he
would have none of it. Pedantic git!
We were landing at last. I shoved Burgess to the back
of my mind.
Athens Airport was hot. And it was dusty. I’d been
through there before, doing things for C.I., but I’d never caught the summer.
It was a bit of a shock to the system. Two minutes after leaving the plane I
was sweating like a porker.
Roberts was there all right. I saw him hovering about
outside the wire as I entered the terminal building. I tell you now that he did
not look like everyman’s idea of the cold-blooded killer. He is - was, rather (poor sod’s not with us anymore) - a
wan little chap who always managed to look half dressed. Too
many bones and not enough skin. But I can’t talk. I’m an ugly sod
myself. But I’m a long way from the scrap-heap. That's if I'm ever asked, of
course.
When I finally made it through the red tape, Roberts
was nowhere to be seen. Then a taxi draws up. He’s in it. And there was only
the one. This seemed odd. Perhaps I should have looked at the notice board. We
shouldn’t really travel together. Not done, and all that. I dropped my suitcase
on the ground and lit up a fag whilst having a cagey peek up and down the road.
Definitely just the one taxi. I glanced over and saw
Roberts jerk his head. So, not wishing to over-dramatize the situation, I
walked over.
“Shoot.” I said as I slid in beside him, “Only try not
to take me literally!“ Quite pithy, I thought, all
things considered.
Was that a smile? Probably not.
“I wanna thank you,
Jackie.” Roberts muttered as the taxi pulled away. Jackie - Jackson, for my
sins - is my first name, so there was no reason why Roberts shouldn’t use it. I
forget his first name. When I’m not calling him Roberts, I just call him chum. Or matey. Or
whatever.
“What for, chum?”
He looked down at his spindly hands. He was
embarrassed. I have to admit it, though I shouldn’t, I felt sorry for the old
blighter. “Oh, that! “ I said magnanimously “Forget it.”
Roberts shook his head. “I won’t forget it.” He kept
his eyes on his hands. “I might have been beached.”
“And for that you thank me?” The man’s a fool, I
thought. I’d give my back teeth to get my demob papers all legal. That’s
another trouble with this business; you never get to resign when you feel like
it. But Roberts was not thinking straight. If I’d reported the Bangkok thing
the way it happened he would not just have been beached; Burgess would have had
another of his two-man teams give him the old heave-ho. Goodnight, nurse! It’s
an odd business, this. Best left alone if the choice is there. While Roberts
was studying his thumbnails Burgess was droning on in my mind.
“I’ll tell you why Athens is so important…“ I’d asked
him, just for something to say. “…it’s because everyone has got a mail-drop
there. It’s a beehive now that the Lebanon is closed. All the big outfits go
through there and all the little ones are chasing after them. Devil of a job to keep a finger on every pulse. And that, so
I gather, is what the colonel (remember the colonel?)
needs to do. And he can’t do it if he’s got a spanner in his works.”
“Okay. But what’s the colonel’s speciality?” I
thought I’d ask. It would have been out of character for me not to ask those
kinds of questions.
Burgess replied in his usual manner. “None of your damned business! None of mine either, come to
that. We’re just the janitors, remember?”
That’s us. Muck-shovellers
extraordinary. Everybody’s plaything and nobody’s
friend. Ask anyone about us and they’ll spit on the ground, if not on
you. Justice? You’re joking.
“It seems,“ went on Burgess,
without waiting for a reaction, “that the colonel has lost track of a couple of
his top men. Queer goings-on, and all that. And all roads lead to his Athens
drop.”
I thought about this. Then, after due consideration,
I said, “So there’ve been some queer goings-on. Fascinating
stuff. But hardly grounds for yelling double-agent. If – “
Burgess raised a hand and sighed hugely. “No ‘ifs’!
We’ve been given the brief and that’s that. Besides, the conclusion is theirs.
You make your own mind up when you get there.”
I shrugged. “Message received, Chief. So where is the
drop? I mean a little more precisely than Athens. Or do I have to guess
at that, too?”
Burgess, showing a remarkable turn of patience,
ignored my gibe. “The front is a paper shop in the Astoria Hotel. The top man
there is called Hadley.”
“What’s his security clearance?”
“A damn sight higher than yours.”
Why did I bother asking? “Fair
enough. Others?”
“Here is the second reason why it’s you going and not
someone else. Remember Teague? Pat Teague?”
Groan. I sure as hell remembered Patrick Teague. Another in the Roberts’s mould. He’d dropped me in it somewhere.
Beirut, I think it was. Back in the C.11 days. The
details escaped me for the moment. But it had been a nasty business. Perhaps, I
thought, I could get to even the score. “What’s he doing there?” I asked,
straight-faced.
“Communications number. Runs his transmitter up in the
mountains. Place called Pretmia. You’ll have
clearance to use that radio to report back direct to me. Every day! Use the
Class-A scramble code. Make today day-one in the sequence. Got it?”
Silly boy. “Anyone else I might know?”
“The only other name I have is of the runner. Man
called Peters. Glean more from Hadley. Now listen, Hadley will be under the
impression that you are nothing more than an INTERNAL ferret. Don’t disappoint
him.”
“Perish the thought.” I said, with a silly grin on my
face.
Burgess had not liked that either. Flippant, he’d
called it. Stupid beggar.
“I’ve got a room in a pensione
a couple of doors up from the hotel. I can fix you up there too if you like.”
“Eh?”
“I said…“
This was not Burgess. This was Roberts woken from
reverie. I told him that I’d heard what he’d said and added, “Since I don’t
have to hide in the woodwork on this one I reckon I’ll go for a room in the
hotel. Live it up a bit.”
Roberts shook his head. “Full! I checked for you.”
Somehow I thought at the time that he should not have
done that. We weren’t supposed to know each other. And we were already riding
in the same cab. But it was too blasted hot for an inquest. I just sighed.
Correction. It was not just hot, it was scalding. The road ahead
was palpitating and little whirlpools of dust flared up in whatever sea-breezes
managed to drag themselves bodily over the sand to the road. It was about this
time that I became aware of this funny feeling. Right down in the depths of my
belly. Nothing that I could put a finger on. Just this odd feeling that I’d overlooked something. Perhaps
it was just that we were not being as furtive as we should have been.
I said, “What else have you got for me?”
Roberts seemed to drag himself out of the doldrums,
“Funny business,“ he began.
“Queer goings-on.“ I put in.
Roberts looked at me sideways before continuing.
“There’s this bird. She and Teague have got something going between them. I was
up giving Teague’s place the once-over and she visits him. Stays
for a bit, then leaves. Didn’t think much about it
then. Then she turns up again opposite the hotel. Just
standing there under the trees. She’s tailing Hadley, I’m sure. Twice
she was there. Each time Hadley shows up she shows up. And she’s always got a
camera in her hand.”
It could be something. I said: “What’s she like?”
Roberts pursed his lips. “All right, I suppose.
Greek, I think. You want me to check her out for form?”
I sighed. “Answer to your question: No. I’ll do the checking
from here on in, not that I’m ungrateful for your efforts. And the answer I
would have preferred for my question might have gone along the lines of: dark,
shoulder-length hair, swarthy features with a mole on the end of her nose, or
what-have.you. Snap out of it, chum. It’s too hot to
start a stud farm!”
Roberts’s eyebrows joined hands. Then the penny
dropped. “Oh, sorry. Well, just about the way you
described her except for the mole. About twenty, I guess. Well built. You
couldn’t miss her in a crowd. And too bloody young for Teague. You’ll get a
surprise when you see him.”
“And you’re sure she was tailing Hadley?”
“Absolutely.”
At least it gave me a starting point. I said: “Where
are we going?”
“I’ll drop you off near the hotel. Perhaps you can - ”
I held up my hand. “Never mind that, batman. I’ll
drop you off then cut along up into the mountains.“ I
figured that I might as well hold the reins from the word go. Provided of
course that we hadn’t already passed the word go.
Roberts did not seem to be put out. He just said,
“Teague?”
“Right. Anything else I should know before we split up?”
He shook his head. “Only the girl.”
“Okay. What’s the address of your pensione
for when I need you?”
“Number forty-three. First floor.
Same street as - ’
“As the hotel. I know.” Then I heard Burgess’s voice in the back of
my mind.
“Your man could be any of them. When you have him
nailed down, don’t wait for contact with me. Just give Roberts his orders. If
you’re wrong, there won’t be too much harm done!
You see? Every rule in the book was being broken on
this one. But then, are there really any hard and fast rules in this game?